questions from the mind of a han-burger, filled with deep considerations and profoundly logical queries...

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

if i eat 200...

...Goldfish Baked Snack Crackers, will I turn orange? should i have stopped eating goldfish 30 minutes ago? If I go exercise for 30 minutes, will it burn off the 560 calories i have consumed by eating these goldfish? Why is it that I can keep eating goldfish without feeling bad, when everything else that I eat a lot of makes me sick? Is it a marketing device, designed to cause thousands of helpless Americans to consume vast quantities of Goldfish? Why do some Goldfish have eyes, and others don't?

I question, therefore I... question...