if i eat 200...

...Goldfish Baked Snack Crackers, will I turn orange? should i have stopped eating goldfish 30 minutes ago? If I go exercise for 30 minutes, will it burn off the 560 calories i have consumed by eating these goldfish? Why is it that I can keep eating goldfish without feeling bad, when everything else that I eat a lot of makes me sick? Is it a marketing device, designed to cause thousands of helpless Americans to consume vast quantities of Goldfish? Why do some Goldfish have eyes, and others don't?

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